Daily writing prompt

What’s something most people don’t know about you?

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I’m a 34 year old momma’s boy who puts his own life on the back burner in favour of talking to her. This is to the point where I won’t even allow the normal flow of events which should happen in my day to happen if I have yet to make contact with her. Everybody needs to know that when it comes to mom vs. the world, mom will always come first regardless of the type of relationship I have with others in my life. I don’t care if it’s my best friend or my staff, if I have not spoken to mom before their involvement with me, then they need to wait. This may result in things not getting done efficiently or at all if staff need to wait for me in the morning to talk to mom first. All that matters in that I speak to mom first thing. As far as I’m concerned, talking to mom in the morning is as important as eating a good breakfast. In my experience, not eating a good breakfast can make the rest of your day unproductive and make you feel irritable. Well this applies to the situation between mom and I. I know that sometimes not eating a proper breakfast can make you feel sick. Well in mom’s case, (and this is going to sound bad to say but it’s true,)I’m not above telling other people off if they make their presence felt before mom has. It doesn’t matter who this is, my staff, my friend and even if I ever get a girlfriend. She will not impede on my relationship with mom. I’m not going to be one of those people who shuts out the rest of his family just because he likes a girl. Having said that, I will still love her but she would need to know her place. As long as I’ve spoken to mom prior to her making her presence felt, she will of course be welcome. I mean, would you expect anything less? She’s a girlfriend who would be making me happy, (for lack of a better term,) so of course her presence will be welcome much more than any other person, except for mom of course. I’ve even had this recurring hallucination of when I do have a girlfriend where mom or somebody else walks in on us while we’re busy making my mother a two time grandmother. At the time of this writing, she already has one. Anyway, the best hallucinations I’ve ever had are ones where mom walks in on us. My girlfriend may have objections to this and I know mom will for sure but for now, mom is the most important thing in my life. There will just be someone who is just as important as she is when my girlfriend comes around. As of right now though, what most people don’t know about me is that I’m a grown man who still thinks he’s a child who values the attention he gets from his mother. I’m not ashamed or embarrassed to admit that.