Daily writing prompt
Do you need a break? From what?

I just wrote a response to this that took me about an hour to finish. I was almost done but somehow I lost it. I don’t have time to rewrite everything I wrote so I will just say this. The thing I need a break from most is pretty much the idea that I could ever have a girlfriend. I need to be neutered or castrated. I need someone to cut it off so this way I can never be turned on again. It’s not a question. It’s a statement. Jeff Landry should never have a girlfriend again nor should he ever talk to another girl and I’m will to sacrifice the thing between my legs if this is what it takes to accomplish this.

I want to apologize for the mild profanity used within this response. This topic is one that has bothered me for years, going back and forth between “yes I want a girlfriend, “no I don’t/we don’t think you should have one, (if being addressed by someone else.) A lot of things have happened in the last few years that have got me in trouble as it pertains to this topic so I’m a little upset at this. Also I’m upset that I spent almost an hour addressing this issue in my previous response. I was almost done and suddenly it disappeared.

Having said that, me with a girl is a big no no. I won’t be having sex or getting married anytime soon. To put it simple, Jeff Landry is better off alone.

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