Movie Review: Captain America: A Brave New World (2025) seen in theatres

Action: not recommended for young children or anybody who doesn’t need a nap having gotten up way too early in the morning expecting to see a much better movie than this one was because it’s way out of his/her element and he/she knows nothing about it and had previously vowed to never see it because he/she hates superhero movies and cannot properly review a movie he/she doesn’t know anything about or care about to formulate one where he/she must make up a review with as little information about the movie in question as possible even though this is the point of these reviews being written but despite that, all the praise goes to everything but the movie in question because he/she feels it was a complete waste of time to view and used half of it to get a nap in, one that he/she desperately needed given what he/she was about to contend with the service which he/she hates having drained him/her of all his/her energy enough to not write anything at all only to give in and go so at the last minute in the hope of keeping his/her word that every movie would be reviewed only to have a change of heart at the last second and chooses to praise his/her mother for her involvement in the whole day which cancels out anything bad that happened in the process with him/her only being able to say one thing about the movie which is that Harrison Ford is a racist asshole who told off the guy who played Captain America, (I don’t even know his name,) for half the movie and bitches and complains about missing his daughter, something my real father would never do so I guess that’s a moral victory for him in this role. He’s not as much of an asshole as my father is but he still is one. Having said that, it was a good opportunity for me to sleep with this piece of crap movie serving as background noise.

Ok so that was the longest description of a movie I have written to date but this movie was awful. There’s no redeeming quality to it at all. I have nothing good to say about it other than I got to see mom today. I don’t believe I’m going to do this in spite of every bad and sarcastic thing I just wrote but seeing mom is a reward in itself no matter how crappy this movie was but I’ve learned over the years to take the positive out of every situation despite how bad everything else was. I got to spend time[ with mom today which made this experience worth it for me. For this reason, it was a total pass for me. Having said that, I want to make it clear that this rating has nothing to do with the movie. I have more good things to say about my experience with chicken pox as a teenager than I do this movie but once again, mom saves the day and in my mind, she is a superhero herself.

Movie rating: 20 out of 20

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