Movie Review: Black Bag (2025) seen in theatres

Unlike other movies I’ve reviewed, this one was completely undeserving of one. I’ve seen movies that weren’t as good as advertised but at least I knew what they were about. From watching the trailer, I thought it would be intriguing due to the fact that there was partial nudity in it. However, after watching the preview a few times more, I still didn’t grasp what this movie was supposed to be about. With the little tidbit I knew about this movie, I knew that I would not like which begs the question of why I keep spending money on going to movies when there’s nothing half decent on or ones that I have a pretty good idea that I would not enjoy. I know the purpose of me writing these reviews is to give others insight on potential movies they could see that they may have not seen but in order to do that, I need to understand the plot of the movie and have an actual opinion of it. These were aspects that I did not have for this movie thus creating the situation where it could have potentially been the first movie I have seen since beginning to review them that did not receive a review since I have nothing to say about it. I don’t know what it was about and I really don’t care what it was about. I only wrote this much of a review for the purpose of keeping my word that I would say something about every movie I saw from the beginning of the reviews. Having said that, I’m not completely heartless and I know when to give a movie credit where it is due.

Though I don’t even know what the movie was about, (never mind who is good or bad,) ETC, this movie did have a very hot girl in it. Once again I will say I don’t know whether she was good or bad or what her role even was in this movie but I like the way she spoke and the things she said. She was a nice sight in a movie that I otherwise should not have seen in the first place. As a matter of fact, I don’t even know what her name was but she did manage to give me incentive to daydream throughout the course of this movie about me being her boyfriend or maybe even her husband. I feel like I’m being generous in doing this but her appearance in this movie is enough to boost this otherwise obvious flop of a movie, one that I regret paying money to see. However, it will obviously not boost the rating to a perfect score because let’s face it, I didn’t even know what I was watching. I went to the movies to see this for nothing. I have no opinion of this movie at all. I guess if I had to say anything about it, it would be to warn people not to see it unless they have money to waste. Having said that, I enjoyed one of the actresses in it so I will count that in my final review of this movie but I would strongly advise not seeing this movie.

Movie rating: 10 out of 20

Next movie review: TBD