Daily writing prompt

What job would you do for free?

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I’ve actually given this a lot of thought over the years and I’ve come up with a few answers, none of which are realistic. As of right now though, there’s no job I would do for free and the only thing I would do for free is what would be considered sarcastic jobs. I know some people who jokingly and sarcastically call being in a relationship a job. Having said that, this is probably the only thing I would do for free at this point as I’m currently desperate to find that elusive girlfriend of mine. I’ve spent a total of 35 years looking for the right one and I’m tired of waiting. I also feel like I’m running out of time as I’m approaching middle age and I want to find a girlfriend before I reach the age of 40. I believe that I would be too old to charm a woman once I reach that age even though I know people who start relationships much older than that. My biggest goal in life at this point is to not be old enough to be called grandpa by the time I find one. At this point, I’m still into my 30’s and I probably still could offer a lot to a girl but at the same time, I’m not going to stay this young forever and I want to spend the better part of my life with a woman. I know this question is about what I would do for free but I will even pay someone to be my girlfriend at this point. I’m really that desperate as I don’t want to be that guy who was alone his whole life while almost everybody around him has significant others. This is making me very depressed if I’m being honest but I’m sure I will get through it.