The following post serves as a follow up review to the movie “Yes Day.” This movie has the distinction of being the first movie to be reviewed more than once. Up until this point, every other movie that has been reviewed has had only one review. While I cannot guarantee that future seen and reviewed movies will have more than one review, it is a possibility. However, at this point, it should only be one review per movie. The reason for the follow up review to this movie is mainly to relieve myself of some trapped thoughts regarding this movie that have come up recently.

Warning:

This review may contain subject matter which may be viewed as inappropriate and may contain sexual implications.

How do you define the movie “Yes Day?” Is it the perfect family film or the perfect way to put men my age to sleep? Though I perceive it both ways, I prefer to see it the second way. While it is true that the movie is perfect for any age, the fact is that I could watch it over and over again and it would never get boring. This is not because Jennifer Garner reminds me of my own mother in how she acts. It certainly is not because of the guy that gets attacked by a bunch of crows. The reason I love this movie so much is because of Jenna Ortega. I don’t know a lot about her. I’ve only seen her in a handful of movies throughout my life but I absolutely adore her. She is so hot. To me, she is the perfect representation of what an attractive girl could be. Yes day is not the first movie I have seen her in though. I also saw her in the “Beetlejuice” movie and I think that’s it actually. These are only two movies out of millions I have seen her in throughout my 35 years but I never get tired of seeing her. My only regret is that I have yet to see the movie “Death Of A Unicorn.” This is another one of those movies that I know nothing about and would not care to see if it wasn’t for her having been casted. Any movie with her in it gets my stamp of approval.

Now I have to warn everyone that this is the part of the review that I was initially trying to keep inside so as not to be considered a pervert but I feel the need to get it out as it’s bothering me now. For those who have read my post titled “March 19, 2012,” I am making the same request as I did in this review for everybody not to think less of me because of what I write. I do not intend to offend anybody on this site nor do I wish to be perceived by people on this site as a pervert or any other type of sexual related deviant in saying what I need to say. This just needs to come out so I can move on with my life and maybe stop thinking about it so much.

I’m currently a single guy, (something you would have read about in many of my previous reviews.) Lately I have had a recurring hallucination of someone that looked like Jenna Ortega, (not Jenna Ortega herself,) being my girlfriend. These hallucinations usually take place at night and involve me showing her off to people in my life who believe in turn that she is Jenna Ortega herself despite me admitting that she is not. These hallucinations usually involve us committing sexual acts towards one another which usually consist of making out profusely and touching each other in view of people in my life while sarcastically and jokingly claiming to be just friends. I see us in the back seat of cars and in office settings with me introducing her as my boss and committing these acts while we’re supposed to be working.

I don’t know what draws me so much to her. She’s just an actress. One that I will obviously never get to meet in person and even if I did, she would likely be gone to Hollywood and may have a billion of other people in her fan base. She would likely never have time for just me and I know I wouldn’t be the only one who finds her hot. Having said that, I do not blame anyone else who has this opinion and I agree with them. I guess I just generally believe she is a beautiful person but the reason for this review is because the thoughts were getting out of hand in the sense that I could not focus on anything in my own life. She kept appearing in my mind and I would end up losing my trend of thought towards what I had been doing in the present. Everything that has happened recently has brought me back to this girl who looks identical to Jenna Ortega. This is when I knew I had to review “Yes Day” again though I think this was more of a review for Jenna Ortega rather than the movie.

As I am a single guy to this point, if I had to build my own girlfriend or if I was given the opportunity to choose what my girlfriend could look like, there’s no question that I would want her to look just like Jenna Ortega. I would want her to have the same physical features. The same black hair and skin tone, basically the same voice. To me, she is a one of a kind person who I believe to be so beautiful. This is saying a lot considering it does take a lot to make me happy in terms of what I believe qualifies a woman to be beautiful. I guess if you need a visual image of what my girlfriend should be like, just watch “Yes Day” or any movie she is in. I will say this. Though the movie “Yes Day” was good, having her in it makes it the best movie I’ve seen in a long time.

Movie rating: 20 out of 20

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Next in home movie review: Eurotrip (2004) seen as a tribute to the late Michelle Trachtenberg, another beautiful woman who still is regarded as an angel despite having gone to get her wings.