Trust me, nobody wants to hear about that. I’m sick of talking about her. I’m sick of thinking about her and I’m pretty sure everybody is as sick of me talking about her as I am talking about her. Coincidentally, I just sent my mother a rough copy of a story I wrote to be published about a fake girlfriend I created in the aftermath of my relationship with my first crush. In it, I talk about the five year period I spent supposedly missing her after she moved away. Like most books though, this is fiction not reality. I know some books are based on true stories but this one definitely was not. My best advice to everyone is to wait for this book to hit the book store and enjoy the fiction of what you read because that’s what it is. It’s not real. I don’t miss her and the truth is I wish I never met her in the first place. It happened in my teenage years. I haven’t seen her since then or had contact with her and I wish to keep it that way. If you want more details, maybe some day that story I wrote will be made into a book that you can read or maybe if this one is successful, I can write a sequel to the one I just wrote detailing how I really feel about her. I have to warn everybody though that this will not be a Robert Munsch classic and not one for children to read.

I don’t want to get too far into detail about this but I will say that it was a big mistake. Call it a spoiler if you want.