This is the most random question on this site. I don’t understand the logic behind it. What specifically am I supposed to interview them on? Are they applying for a job that I’m offering? I don’t work for the news the last time I checked. Also, do you think anyone would just be open to randomly answering questions about their personal life? I’m sorry. I know this is online but this is a stupid question. I’ll tell you what I will do though. Since my first name and my author name are basically two different people. I will interview them.
Jeff: Excuse me Mr. Bert?
Jefferson Bert: Please call me Jefferson
Jeff: Sorry Jefferson. What is your next book going to be about?
Jefferson Bert: That’s for me to know and you to find out
Jeff: But everybody wants to know sir
Jefferson Bert Well the truth is as of right now, I don’t know what my next book is going to be about. But maybe if you don’t mind, I could write a book on how good looking you are and how any girl would fall for your devastatingly good looks. I’ve actually created a character named Megan who seems to have quite the crush on you. And maybe one day when my books get published, I will be able to marry a girl like that.
Jeff: I know this is off topic sir but who do you believe is the greatest writer of all time? Who do you take inspiration from?
Jefferson Bert Well you of course. You’re the smartest person I know and if I may say so myself, your never ending devotion to your mother is what makes you so great. Now can you please ask me a question that you don’t already know the answer to?
Jeff: What do you think of the fact that I’m 35 years old and don’t even have a girlfriend yet?
Jefferson Bert Well that’s a better question. I think all of the hot girls better hurry and see what this fine young man has to offer. If you ask me, it makes me ill to know that you’ve waited all these years for love and haven’t found any yet. I want to ask you a question now. Are you desperate for a girlfriend?
Jeff: Well yes sir I am but I don’t understand what this has to do with your book
Jefferson Bert Please don’t be silly. There’s more to life than just my books you know. There’s more pressing issues at play here. Ones that are getting on my nerves. You not having a girlfriend in real life is angering me. So I want to do two things right now. First of all as an author, read my books really soon if you haven’t already and please reach out to Jeff to see if he wants a date. Honestly you’re not going to find anyone who’s better looking.
Jeff: I thank you for the kind comments
Jefferson Bert I have to go now. Can we please end this interview?
Jeff: Sure. Thank you for taking the time to allow me to interview you. It’s not everyday I get to interview a celebrity.
Jefferson Bert: It was my pleasure
Man that author is a great guy if I may say so myself. I do want to point out something that he said in the interview though. I have waited way too long for a girlfriend and I’m not getting any younger. I also find that I’m running out of time to charm a girl as I’m now 35 years old. So if there’s any woman out there who is looking for love, (at least in the range of about 25 to 40 years old,) please look me up. I mean, after all it’s a famous author who recommends me for a date. This is a guy who has written novels about romance so he must know what he’s talking about. Just in case anyone is wondering, I am desperate for love as shown in the books written by Jefferson Bert who once again is me!
It was a silly question so it deserved a silly answer. But yes the truth is I would love a girlfriend sooner rather than later.
So how was that for an interview?
Jefferson Bert
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