I actually have two tattoos I would put on my arms and my whole body. One side of my body would have the words “Momma’s boy,” to accentuate how much I admire mom while the other side of my body would have the name of my girlfriend if I had one, (I’m not sure if I should write her name even though she’s non existent,) with a heart. This would be on half of my back while the other half of it would read, “I love you baby.” This is despite the 1000’s of posts I have written to this point which basically put me having a girlfriend in the same category as pulling a gun on someone.
TRUTH BE TOLD. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE POSTS I HAVE WRITTEN REGARDING HAVING A GIRLFRIEND ARE MEANT TO BE FICTIONAL. THE TRUTH IS THAT I STRIVE TO WRITE FICTION AND IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO MEET SOMEONE, I WILL DEFINITELY BE THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN TO HER. THERE WOULD BE NO ABUSE BECAUSE MOM WOULDN’T ALLOW IT AND I EVEN HAVE A DESCRIPTION OF WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND SHOULD LOOK LIKE INCLUDING HER FIRST NAME AND HER NATIONALITY. I DO APOLOGIZE IF I OFFEND OTHERS BY USING HER NAME BUT I THINK IT’S OK GIVEN THAT SHE’S NOT A REAL PERSON YET ANYWAY. WHO KNOWS? MAYBE SOME DAY I WILL END UP WITH A GIRL MATCHING THIS DESCRIPTION. BUT FOR NOW, SINCE SHE IS IMAGINARY, I WILL GIVE YOU THE FULL DESCRIPTION INCLUDING HER NAME SINCE I’M NOT REFERENCING ANYBODY THAT’S REAL AT THIS MOMENT.
Her name should be Megan and she should be from England and therefore should have an English accent. As for her age, it should be close to mine, around 36 years old as of this year. She should have black shoulder length hair with white skin.
This is literally my dream girl as I have yet to meet her and can only really see her in my dreams. But maybe some day she will come around. I sure hope she likes men who write fiction because once again, that’s all the ones I’ve written in regards to her and my treatment of women in general should be. Mom would literally have my head on the floor if I even came close to treating her or any other girl the way I have envisioned myself treating them in my stories and that’s all these are. There made up stories. I assure everyone that I would treat any woman I start to date like gold. I would be the perfect gentleman to her. You know they say that behind every good man, there’s a good woman. I just haven’t found mine yet. I’m sure I will some day. It just takes time.
By: Jefferson Bert
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