dailyprompt

My cell phone and my wallet

I have a bit of a problem with this one. There isn’t 30 things that make me happy. There’s really only one thing and actually it’s not a thing. It’s a person. Mom makes me happy more than any group of 30 things could. With that being said, I would have to write mom over…

It’s as simple as this. I’m married with a lot of money

I’ve always been fascinated with what animals are thinking and what they would say if they had the ability to speak like a person. I’ve always wondered if animals such as cats and dogs knew their owners by name and what they were intending to say when they barked or meowed. I think it would…

I know this is going to sound bad but at the moment, I can’t think of anything I’ve done recently. That being said, some members of my family recall that I was an emotional support for my now ex girlfriend when we dated as teenagers for her as she had a very hard life prior…

A real good looking man who is available for any lady to snatch!

If by typical it is meant as me not getting enough sleep the night before and waking up too early with no energy to do anything and having to deal with people I can barely stand sometimes then yes today was typical

Well the fact is that I hate travelling by plane and I’m more inclined to do day long road trips. With this in mind, I would give them to someone else or throw them out. I wouldn’t even give them to mom because I know she would use them and using them in this case…

Well originally I wanted to change my full name to Jefferson, (my first name is Jeff,) because the name Jeff sounded boring to me. Going forward I was going to tell people that I was named after the president Thomas Jefferson. My mother had a problem with this and denied my first name being Jefferson…

The only one I can think of is Barney. Then again at my age, I really don’t care if I see him again. Maybe this would be special for my newborn nephew though.